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A Google Maps shot of the Gulf of Mexico, rebranded as the Gulf of America, with the name crossed out in red

White House Bans Associated Press From Signing Event for Not Using ‘Gulf of America’: ‘It’s Just To Appease the Fragile Masculinity of the Mangled Apricot Lard Biscuit’

Colonizer names

By Patrick ArmstrongFebruary 12, 2025

Squid Game Season 3

‘Squid Game’ Season 3 Episode Count Leaks & Fans Are Not Happy: ‘Way Too Short!’

Many are disappointed with the news.

By Vanessa BermudezFebruary 12, 2025

A hunter and their Palico relax in a tent in Monster Hunter Wilds moments before a monster attacks

Rey Dau Teaches Unfortunate Monster Hunter Wilds Player Why You Don’t AFK While Watching YouTube

Camper be gone!

By Patrick ArmstrongFebruary 12, 2025

Elon Musk

Elon Musk Changes His X Handle To Harry Bolz and Cries ‘Judicial Coup’ While Dismantling the U.S. Federal System: ‘A Speed Bump On Your Personal Highway of Whims’

Trolling and cancer research cuts

By Patrick ArmstrongFebruary 11, 2025

Bernie Sanders Speaks Out Against Trump and Musk, Warns of Future Attacks on U.S. Federal Aid: ‘Together We Are Going to Stand Up and Fight Back’

USAID and the USA

By Patrick ArmstrongFebruary 11, 2025

Kanye West shows up to the studio

Ye Might Have Deactivated His X Account, But He’s Still Happy To Sell You Nazi T-Shirts: ‘One of the Greatest Artists Who Destroyed His Own Legacy’

Actual vultures

By Patrick ArmstrongFebruary 10, 2025

The contents of a Pokemon Blooming Waters box sold at GameStop, featuring Blastoise

GameStop Celebrates the High Demand for Pokemon Blooming Waters by Trolling Its Customers: ‘You’re Not Looking Hard Enough’

Gotta troll ’em all

By Patrick ArmstrongFebruary 7, 2025

A bird-eye view of village rootops in Manor Lords

Manor Lords Can Build Its Next Castle Out of Money After Hitting Three Million Early Access Sales

More peasants, more problems

By Patrick ArmstrongFebruary 7, 2025

A collage of characters from Psychonauts and My Little Pony, featuring Raz

Psychonauts and My Little Pony Team Up for Mental Health in Safe in Our World 2025 Charity Bundle

Mental health is magic

By Patrick ArmstrongFebruary 7, 2025

Elon Musk salutes in front of an American flag

Elon Musk Gained Treasury Access With Help of a 19-Year-Old Techie Nicknamed ‘Big Balls’: ‘He’s Not Even an Elected Official’

Snatching the federal purse

By Patrick ArmstrongFebruary 7, 2025