Florida is home to the Dolphins, Disney World, the mecca of internet culture and viral madness, and now, insane karate chops to random cars in busy intersections. When the world isn’t dealing with ICE drama or politics, sometimes, we can go back to simpler times, when the biggest story of the day was as elegant and silly as a karate-chopping, pelvic-thrusting madman in a Corvette.
In a hilarious clip, shared by Coplact9 on the PublicFreakout Reddit page, you can witness a truly epic moment, either driven by midlife crisis, drugs, or a combination of both. At a busy intersection, a man in a fancy Corvette can be seen pelvic thrusting at a woman. She throws something at him, then, in a fit of rage, he runs up, delivers the most graceful jumping karate chop, and knocks the driver’s side mirror clean off the car.
The woman then snaps photos of the man’s license plate and threatens him before he drives off gleefully. It’s a wild clip, and those watching might be wondering if they have seen it before. Yes, they have, as the clip is viral now, but it actually dates back to the summer of 2024. Either way, old or new, this didn’t stop people from commenting on the mans spectacular display of karate prowess.
“That was the sassiest attack I’ve seen in a while.”
“The hit stung like a bee… afterwards.”
“Breaking a mirror reflects poorly on him”
“His retaliation was closer than it appeared “
“I know how to hit this easily broken thing properly and still hurt myself. There is absolutely no way this guy isn’t feeling some kind of hurt after that rage-induced wild reckless swing. He probably didn’t break anything, but he’s going to be swollen and bruised there.”
“I loved his little dramatic jump before hitting it. Showed his main character syndrome for all to see.”
Either way, at least nobody was shot, or seriously harmed. We can all use a dose of hilarity in our day-to-day, to break up the drama and intensity of everything around us.
