Have you ever thought that you would be jealous of a cow? Well, you probably would be now. A Nevada woman has gone viral after she posted the bedtime routine for her two cows. They even have a name: Millie and Milo. The routine looks so good that it’s actually better than many humans’ bedtime routines. People reacted to the video with funny comments such as ones asking the woman to adopt them. I would probably ask the same if that means being treated like the cows.
The bedtime routine shows her placing bedding for her two cows. It’s not just any bedding, no. The bags she used have “Premium pine shavings” written on them. After placing the bedding, with the help of one of the cows, the Nevada woman moves onto the next step. Next, she helps Millie and Milo get into their pajamas. Yes, you read this correctly. The two cows have pajamas, and they are helped to wear them every single night.
Then, the Nevada woman combed their hair with a brush; this is already looking a lot better than my bedtime routine. She then puts snacks for the two of them in large orange buckets (at least she didn’t use some fancy dishes). After they finish eating, they watch a movie. Again, you have read that correctly. The two cows watch a cartoon movie before they go to sleep. Finally, the Nevada woman puts some food for them and says their goodnights.
People Reacting to the Nevada Woman
You can probably guess by now the kind of reactions the Nevada woman received under her video. Over 8 million people liked the video, while the comments passed 70k. One woman joked, “please if you need another cow am [sic] available.” Another person wrote in disbelief “THEY HAVE THEIR OWN TV???” One user wanted to experience the same treatment, so they said, “Um, my mom said it’s okay to have a sleepover if your mom’s okay with it.”
The comments didn’t stop there. Some, unfortunately, refused to see how the Nevada woman treats the cows kindly because they are probably like pets to her. So no, she isn’t planning to slaughter them. Despite this, some people left unnecessary comments such as “Does this make the meat more delicious?” Another person found the funny side in all of this as they wrote, “That’s how we get ‘Spoiled Milk’.” One person saw how cows can be pets, “So cows are just big dogs?”
What some noticed aside from the luxurious treatment is how the influencer treats her cows so kindly. “If only all animals were treated half as kindly as you treat yours, what a wonderful world this will be,” one wrote. Another TikTok user said, “So nice to see animals treated with kindness. Mega kindness.” If you got obsessed with the video like me, you could check how the woman treats her chicken in what she calls the “spring bath routine.” At this point, I would like to be any one of the Nevada influencer’s pets.
