It’s a curse, not a calling.

Not the best, but it gets the job done.

Since when is staying in prison mandatory?

With a STEM Degree, you can do anything… kind of.

We can all be like Aang.

Live the life of a fairy tale.

The ultimate white-collar paycheck.

I’d hate to be on the bad side of this spy.

Not your average grandpa.

You might not actually be the tortured one here.

Not your average memoir.

Beauty is pain… If you’re a fellow model, anyway.

You could probably even be a judge, too.

You might even learn how to Moon Walk in the process.

How fast can you gain fame and fortune?