Donald Trump’s Paper Straw Ban Backlash: ‘Pretty Much On-Brand for the Master of Strawmen’ This is the last straw for Trump with paper straws By AugustFebruary 8, 2025
Trump’s Plan for Elon Musk’s DOGE to ‘Upgrade Aviation’ Is the ‘Scariest Thing’ for Citizens: ‘I’m Never Flying’ “Is it going to be another trust me bro?” asked a fan By Fiyin OlowokandiFebruary 6, 2025
Liz Cheney Calls Elon Musk Out on X for Critique of USAID: ‘You May Be Unfamiliar With That Part of Our History Since You Weren’t Yet an American Citizen’ Cheney v. Musk By Patrick ArmstrongFebruary 6, 2025
Trump Executive Order Eliminates Title IX Protections and Bans Trans Athletes: ‘An Excuse for Tyranny That Only Endangers Us All’ Title IX under attack By Patrick ArmstrongFebruary 6, 2025
Travis Kelce Sees Wrath of Swifties After ‘Great Honor’ Comment to President Trump at the Super Bowl: ‘I’ve Lost All Respect for Him’ He hates your girlfriend! By ImogirieFebruary 6, 2025
Congressman Al Green Raises Articles of Impeachment Against Trump as the President Considers Occupying Gaza: ‘Ethnic Cleansing in Gaza Is Not a Joke’ Impeachment redeux By Patrick ArmstrongFebruary 5, 2025
Your Temu Goods Are Still Cheap For Now as USPS Reverses Ban on Packages from China A reprieve. By Alex GibsonFebruary 5, 2025
Kendrick Lamar Might ‘Do the Funniest Thing’ as Trump Plans To Attend New Orleans Super Bowl: ‘Certified President, Certified Pedophile!’ Move over Drake, Trump is next By Fiyin OlowokandiFebruary 4, 2025
Denmark PM Never Supports ‘Fighting Allies’ but Trump’s Threat To Take Greenland Might Force a ‘Robust Response’: ‘It’s Not For Sale!’ Another ally on the verge of turning rival By Fiyin OlowokandiFebruary 4, 2025
Trump Urged To Deport Grammy Host Trevor Noah After He Jokes ‘This May Be the Last Time I Get To Host Anything’: ‘Send Him Back!’ He poked the MAGA bear By Fiyin OlowokandiFebruary 4, 2025