I solemnly swear that she’s up to no good

So no one was safe all along?

Clown makeup conceals the face well, might want to try that instead

I don’t think he knew what the library is for

How high can you get on a mountain?

That fart blew her away

Who’s next?

This social club’s getting bigger

Deus ex machina

I blame the blue hedgehog

Reality is starting to outpace South Park

Look what you made me do

If only Kermit was this sober in Omegle

Great, now they’re disseminating actual semen

Special access? Why not just baby-oil the lock?