No, not the facts!

What better way to sell it?

Bit of a stretch

Mind your own beeswax

Priorities, people.

It took almost two years to find him

Nothing better to do?

The lengths weirdos will go

Living life in only two lanes

Too old fashioned?

What the hell?

Sometimes, the more, the merrier does not always work

Can we get a real person, please

That’s not yours to take

There’s no way…